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Last month we covered how to wash your car. Today we go over detailing it. Illustration by Ted ...

Dim and Dash  Getting ready to go out Dim covers himself in a cloud of body spray. Dash ...

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Illustration by Ted Slampyak Dressing for the Kentucky derby The go-to: Sport coat+trousers - Navy ...

Park car in shade, or wash car when not sunny to prevent premature drying and water spots. Gather ...

Dim and Dash Being a houseguest Dim overstays his welcome. Dash knows fish and visitors stink ...

The four-in-hand is a simple and easy tie knot that works well for thinner ties with traditional patterns, and ...

Dim and Dash  Making the grade Dim has his mom berate his professor about his grade. Dash ...

Illustration by Ted Slampyak 6 Reasons to carry a handkerchief Mapping your brow. Offering to ...

Dim and Dash Parking Dim takes up two spaces when he parks. Dash parks within the lines. ...

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Dim and Dash Picking up a date Dim honks the horn for his date to come out. Dash goes to the ...

Dim and Dash Shoveling snow Dim never shovels his sidewalk. Dash always shovels his sidewalks ...

We've been talking a lot about hosting a holiday party lately, but what if you're invited to one as a guest? ...

Got a job interview coming up and are wondering how to dress? Here are some general guidelines to follow at ...

Dim and Dash At the Thanksgiving table Dim eats the last turkey drumstick. Dash always asks if ...

**Please Note: The toothpaste trick does not work on every kind of shoe. Be sure to test the toothpaste on a ...

Movember starts tomorrow! If you haven't joined the AoM Movember Team, please do! It's your chance to grow a ...

Dim and Dash Out with friends Dim is always a mooch. Dash picks up the tab from time to time. ...