A firm, hearty handshake is always an appropriate way for men to greet each other. But when men achieve a greater familiarity, a man hug becomes appropriate. Some men fear male on male hugging of any kind. But done in an appropriate way, men can still hug while remaining secure in their manhood. Here’s how:
Those were excellent tips. Unfortunately, not all men are well-versed in proper man hug protocol. These are the sad results:
Too much of a snuggle.
Make sure your hug will be reciprocated
Umm…. no.
As a final note, some men, especially here in America, are not quite comfortable with the fully embracing style of hugging even when done correctly. Thankfully there is a bridge between the handshake and the bear hug: the American man hug. With the American man hug comes certain protocol and procedure that men haven’t articulated, but nonetheless follow. These unspoken rules allow men to hug each other without feeling like they’re being wussy.
The How of the American Man Hug
1. Begin with a traditional firm handshake
2. Keeping your hand clasped with your buddy, wrap the left arm around the shoulder of your friend.
3. Slap your friend’s back two times. The back slap is key. Somehow hitting your fellow man makes the hug more manly.
4. Release embrace.
When to American Man Hug
Man hugging is not appropriate with every man you come in contact with. It carries with it a certain intimacy that should be reserved for close friends and family. If you were to try to man hug a new acquaintance, you would probably be greeted with stiff awkwardness. However, if you’ve developed a bond after your initial introduction, a goodbye hug may be appropriate upon parting.
Special occasions like those mentioned in the video warrant the full man hug. The American man hug is appropriate for greetings and partings
Editors note: We’ve been getting a lot of comments saying the photo of John McCain is tasteless because the man can’t lift his arms because of his injuries he sustained as a prisoner of war. First, it’s not the arm so much that makes this hug bad, it’s the fact that you can tell the timing was off and that McCain is sort of nuzzling Bush in the chest. Second, while we understand Senator McCain has limited mobility in his arms, the man can lift his arms higher than he did in the picture as seen here, here, here, and here. So, he could have given a better hug than the one in the picture.�
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Asians are a little shy of hugging.
In our family, hugs are freely given during the traditional post fasting month celebration greetings.
Amongst good friends though, we follow the scipt of the video quite closely.
I love the American Man Hug! I’ve been doing it for years!
Somebody should photoshop a bed behind McCain and Bush so It’d look like they were cuddling.
You understand, of course, that McCain has problems raising his arms higher than his elbow because of the Hanoi Hilton. I am voting for Obama, but your lack of tact debases you.
Trey
@yert:
It’s not the arms that make this hug bad, it’s the fact that he’s sort of nuzzling Bush in the chest.
Not being much of a hugger myself I prefer the “side hug”. It’s more of a half-hug kind of thing than a full on squeeze.
What a juvenile post. Are American men REALLY that insecure? Oh wait; I’m an American man, and yes, they are.
Holy crap that video is hilarious! I was laughing out loud the entire time. Great post again Brett! Keep em’ coming.
loved the video…….hilarious. My partner has always been hesitant about hugging, no matter whether it is a male or female.
Me, being hispanic, am used to and look forward to a hug when I run into old friends/family.
This is hilarious. And the video finally explains why my sons pat me on the back when they hug me–they think I am a man!
The American Man Hug
“I’m huggin’ ya… but I’m hittin’ ya.”
McCain was tortured in Vietnam, can’t raise his arms about his shoulders. And I’m also an Obama voter, not a McCain supporter. Classy blog post, idiot.
Never close your eyes when you hug another man.
McCain clearly has a hard-on.
He looks like W just loved him up real good and he wants to snuggle the night away.
Sorry point out one thing. It’s 3 slaps on the back.
1- I’m 2- not 3- gay
PS please not I’m not anti-gay. I’m indifferent because it’s a non issue.
@Tom-
I already responded to that criticism.I am not making fun of McCain’s arms. I am not making fun of his stiffness. I am not sure how not being able to raise one’s arms above one’s shoulders has anything to do with the fact that McCain is nuzzling Bush’s shoulder. Also I have seen McCain raise his arms much higher than this. It’s just a really awkward hug, not a man crying out for people to defend his disability.
the handshake in the north american man hug is done to keep a clearly defined space to prevent peen bumping.
I think 3 pats is key vs any other. I believe it is a non-verbal way of saying “I’m-not-gay.”
I agree about the 3 pats thing. it should also happen relatively quickly and then followed by immediate release.
@Troy and Tom,
Also an Obama supporter here.
If a man is unable to execute the proper maneuver he should stick to a firm handshake. That said, it’s not really about the arm height that makes that such a poor hug.
1) clearly he didn’t wait for the right time and took Bush by surprise.
2) No nuzzling. If it becomes clear on approach that the hug will not be properly reciprocated you turn slightly to the left and turn it into a half shoulder hug with a firm pat on the back. Under no circumstance do you close your eyes and smile dreamily.
Just sayin
Right, the ‘phobe hug. Because God forbid our chests touching. This is masculinist bullshit. Hug according to your own standards of “propriety,” and withhold no affection from anyone who deserves it.
How different we humans are from or best friends, our dogs! They like to be petted by friendly humans and licked by other animals, but they can’t wait to escape from an affectionate hug, with or without that manly pat.
The real manly canine greeting, though, is the classical foot-hump. Don’t try this at home!
Isn’t this blog slightly homophobic? Being perceived as gay is fine, since half the men out there are innately bisexual.
That said, stick to a half hug, or air hug. public affection should be limited in all cases.
There is the Congressional variant in which 3 pats on the back are substituted by 3 taps of the foot, usually followed by a series of really humiliating press conferences.:(
Great… Now the Aliens know how to hug. We’re just asking to be invaded. . . and hugged.
Now explain why American men leave a seat between themselves at the cinema. This cracks my European husband up to no end.
Is it true that McCain can’t raise his arms normally because he was badly beaten as a prisoner of war? If that is true then what are you saying ?
in lieu of the man hug you can clam shake – sort of a tweener move
@Dennis-
I’ve tried to be polite, but are people just not reading??? Please read the editor’s note at the bottom of the post to see that your concern has already been addressed.
Brett,
I think this could be the start of a series….next up, the controversial pat on the butt….remember, no cupping of the hand and no squeeze, obviously !
-Cameron
Emmiliscious, the reason for the empty space between guys at the theater is so they don’t have to share an armrest. Duh. And if can sneak one in, it makes a great place to put your sixpack.
The next question, however, is the hugging and (cheek) kiss of a woman not your wife. What are the rules there? I’m never very sure whether I’m drifting into dirty old manhood.. Not that I’d change, but I’d just like to know…
may all the hetersexuals see this video, and don’t be afraid of us homo’s.
the proper of back slaps is actually 3 each one represents a word it is I’m (slap) not (slap) gay(slap)
You forgot the ever so subtle separating of the man-junk. Imagine pressing your hands together, and then ever so slightly bowing your knuckles out to create a gap between your palms.
There’s a kind of anti-magnetism between the privates of the two parties in a man hug, as if our natural homophobia creates a little bubble around our twig and berries that cannot be breached by another man’s crown jewels.
I could go on, but I’m running out of ways to avoid saying “penis”.
McCain looks awkward in that photo because the Viet Cong busted up both his shoulders when they tortured him amoung other things. He can’t raise his arms much higher than shown in the photo.
LOL that last picture is real funny.
In England we embrace the manly hug (pardon the pun), but I must say that I was once caught out by a kiss from an Argentinian man, and not just one, but two infact, one for each cheek.
I’m sure it’s a manly thing to do in Argentina, as it is in contiental Europe, can’t say that I understand the mechanics though
Allow me, Brett.
Jose, read the editor’s note. It’s been said a million times already. He raises his arms to shoulder-height all the time, just not when he’s nuzzling the President.
On a side note, I’m tired of McCain’s time as a POW excusing every single thing he does. Does it explain his spending the last 20 years being a tool of the party that opposes his? Did he get Stockholm syndrome, and now he has some unconscious desire to turn traitor and sell out the people who elect him at every opportunity?
Oh, for a Presidential candidate who was worth a crap. But stop using his POW time as an excuse. It was 50 years ago. I’m sure he’s over it, and if he isn’t, then he isn’t mentally fit to serve in such a demanding job.
“Mr. McCain, I don’t think that this policy is sound. Several countries throughout history have tried it to disastrou-”
“I was a POW!”
“Oh, yes sir. We’ll pass it right away.”
A real man would downplay its significance at every chance, and his service record wouldn’t be the central theme of a leadership campaign. Go ahead and try to find a Medal of Honor winner who actually brags about his achievements. If you do find one, he’ll be the one the other guys don’t invite to the reunion.
LOL A real man hugs any damn way he wants to!
I’m sorry Brett, but the “Man-hug” is not acceptable unless it’s your father or brother.
The Man-hug is a relatively new phenomenon. I’d say the last 20 years. I know your dad and my dad didn’t man-hug friends.
It’s a little too European. Might as well fake kiss on each cheek. I liken it to crying in public. Brett Farve was little embarrassing last week. Just don’t do it.
A firm handshake is all that is needed, possibly gripping the elbow with the free hand.
I would like your input on the Murse or Man-purse.
It could be said that the man-hug is a step back into more manly times. Among the chivalrous, embracing your comrade was considered an act of friendship. Read old stories about medieval or Biblical times; the men embraced and even kissed.
Aaron kissed Moses upon first meeting him. Samuel kissed Saul while anointing him king of Israel. David and Jonathan kissed when David was forced to flee the country. (You don’t get more maly than David, either.) Paul and Peter repeatedly told their disciples to greet one another with a kiss.
I think the Victorian era is what gave us the handshake-is-the-closest-you-can-get style of greeting. I’m not about to go kiss another guy, but better men than I have been okay with it. So I’ll meet them halfway with the man-hug. = )
Americans can get away with the man hug. Here in the “land of the stiff upper lip”, only acceptable when sportsmen score…on the field!
Omigosh! Thank you so much for this post. And the movie It is the best hard laugh I have had in a long time!
1. Both of you face each other.
2. Both raise your right arm high, left arm low.
3. Approach the person on your right side. Aim to clothesline them in the throat.
4. Contact for no more than half a second.
5. Keep eyes open. Don’t look like you enjoy it too much.
6. If other person keeps hugging, remember that in this position you have leverage and can force them off.
Hugging a woman, however, should be done with both arms down. It is less threatening and won’t knock their front teeth out. Also it has the advantage that you can put your hands on their hips or waist, which is more intimate than the back.
Start with an old school ’soul’ handshake that interlocks the thumbs. Keep your joined right hands together and elevated to create a barrier between the chests. Maintaining a solid 24 inches of distance toe-to-toe, lean in with your heads well far apart left to right. Make a fist with your left hand and double-pound your hug-mate high up in the center of the back with the side of your fist that has your thumb and index finger making a plane. Make sure your reach around his body to do this. No unnecessary arm brushing and definitely no squeezing with this maneuver. Quickly remove arm, lean back away, and release handshake. That’s a popular American protocol.
I am amused by this posting.Man hugging has never been a issue, I guess that means I am comfortable with my sexuality .I love women!
Okay, so here’s a question: I’m a 21 year old male and my dad gives me a kiss on the cheek when I see him. I see him fairly often. I want to make it clear that I want to move on to the handshake/hug. Do you think I need to say something? Or next time he goes for the cheek kiss should I just go for a handshake and see if he gets it?
@Anthony-
I think I would just try to avoid it and go for the handshake. I think it would be a hard topic to bring up during conversation. “So how about them Lakers? Please stop kissing me when I see you.” It will be awkward the first couple of times you deflect the kiss, with he going in and you extending your hand, but I think he’ll get the hint.
Although it will probably hurt his feelings a bit. You might consider just resigning yourself to it. Kissing is normal in many cultures. And it’s over in a second.
All these guys need now is a little man junk with their man hugs!
This is a fantastic website and I LOVE reading the comments here.
Ha ha great article and website that I’ve just come across. Here down under in New Zealand we have the ‘Bro Hug’ usually done with mates who are Maori or Polynesian (Samoan, Tongan etc)
1) Start with a ‘Bro Shake’ – right hands clasped upright like you’re about to arm wrestle
2) Lean in so you right shoulders touch (normally while saying “Hey Bro!”)
Option: If its a good mate and a slap on the back with your left hand.
Interesting to see our top sportsman (rugby) congratulating each other with various man hugs, it certainly wasn’t the case 20 years ago! Don’t think we will pick up the patting each others backsides though…