How To Survive a Bear Attack

by Brett and Kate McKay on January 30, 2008 · 72 comments

in Manly Skills

grizzlyroar.png

According to Stephen Colbert, bears are the number one threat to America today. Sure, bears look cute when they’re rummaging through a garbage can looking for food, but don’t let their cuteness lull you into carnal security. Bears are “godless killing machines.”

While bear attacks are rare, a man should always be prepared for a bear attack. You never know when you’ll need this information.

How you handle a bear attack depends on the type of bear you encounter- grizzly or black bear. So the first step in surviving a bear attack is to know what kind you’re up against.

Grizzly Bear Dossier

grizzlybear.png

Color: Medium to dark brown
Body Shape: The Grizzly bears has distinct shoulder hump. This is a muscle used for digging roots and slashing prey with their massive bear paw.
Height: The grizzly bear average around 6.5 ft in height
Claws: Grizzly claws are long. They can usually be seen from a distance
Location: Grizzlies are mostly found in Canada. However, populations exist from Alaska and into portions of the northwest United States including Washington, Idaho, the Dakotas, and Montana.

How to Survive A Grizzly Attack

1. Carry bear pepper spray. Experts recommend that hikers in bear country carry with them bear pepper spray. UDAP bear pepper spray is a highly concentrated capsaicin spray that creates a large cloud. This stuff will usually stop a bear in it’s tracks.
2. Don’t run. When you run, the bear thinks you’re prey and will continue chasing you, so stand your ground. And don’t think you can out run a bear. Bears are fast. They can reach speeds of 30 mph. Unless you’re an Olympic sprinter, don’t bother running.
3. Drop to the ground in the fetal position and cover the back of your neck with your hands. If you don’t have pepper spray or the bear continues to charge even after the spray, this is your next best defense. Hit the ground immediately and curl into the fetal position.
4. Play dead. Grizzlies will stop attacking when they feel there’s no longer a threat. If they think you’re dead, they won’t think you’re threatening. Once the bear is done tossing you around and leaves, continue to play dead. Grizzlies are known for waiting around to see if their victim will get back up.

Black Bear Dossier

blackbear.pngColor: Black bears exhibit a variety of colors ranging from black to light blond.
Body shape: Black bears don’t have the hump that Grizzlies have
Height: Black bears are slightly smaller than Grizzlies
Claws: Black bear claws are shorter than Grizzly claws.
Location: Black bears are the most common bear in North America. They live in all the providences of Canada and 41 and of the 50 American states.

How to Survive a Black Bear Attack

1. Carry bear pepper spray. As with the grizzly bear, bear pepper spray should be your first line of defense in a bear attack.
2. Stand your ground and make lots of noise. Black bears often bluff when attacking. If you show them you mean business, they may just lose interest.
3. Don’t climb a tree. Black bears are excellent climbers. Climbing up a tree won’t help you out here.
4. Fight back. If the black bear actually attacks, fight back. Use anything and everything as a weapon- rocks, sticks, fists, and your teeth. Aim your blows on the bears face- particularly the eyes and snout. When a black bear sees that their victim is willing to fight to the death, they’ll usually just give up.

Disclaimer

The Art of Manliness does not encourage people to go out and find a bear to practice these skills with. Practicing on your significant other will not do either.

Sources:

MountainNature

Run The Planet

National Parks Service


{ 17 trackbacks }

A Soft Answer · How To Survive a Bear Attack
January 31, 2008 at 7:24 am
How To Survive a Bear Attack
January 31, 2008 at 11:52 am
The Art of Manliness « Persistent Illusion
February 5, 2008 at 8:57 am
david giesberg dot com » Blog Archive » Link Post: Case of the Wednesdays Edition
February 13, 2008 at 9:56 pm
The Big Manly List Of Stuff Every Guy Should Be Able To Do | Just A Guy Thing
February 14, 2008 at 12:45 am
75 Manly Things To Do - Sports Outlaw Fantasy Football Forums
March 9, 2008 at 6:00 am
No Get Up and Go? 5 Caregiving Energy Zappers « Mothering Mother and More
April 11, 2008 at 11:30 am
bear attack | Hottags
April 23, 2008 at 6:09 am
A Bear Attacks Kills Trainer topicsearchengine.com - A bear attacks kills trainer
April 23, 2008 at 11:57 pm
How To Survive a Bear Attack | LifeDev Links
April 26, 2008 at 11:27 am
9 Ways To Start a Fire Without Matches | The Art of Manliness
April 29, 2008 at 9:57 pm
9 Ways To Start a Fire Without Matches !!! | Bad-Control
May 1, 2008 at 8:07 am
bear attacks
May 15, 2008 at 1:41 pm
No Get Up and Go? 5 Caregiving Energy Zappers :
May 27, 2008 at 11:09 am
Pickup Line « Good and Good For You
June 23, 2008 at 12:26 pm
How You Can Survive A Brown or Black Bear Attack | Free New Hampshire
November 21, 2008 at 4:54 am
2012 Survival Guide | Before, during and after | So you’ve survived the pole shift | Survival guide Video and Information | Action plan | Shelter | Food | Water | Plants, weeds and seeds | Tools | Electricity « Truth11
August 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm

{ 55 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Corey April 9, 2009 at 9:15 am

I’m suprised you’ve all missed out on this little bit of old wisdom… “You don’t have to run faster than the bear, you just have to run faster than your friend.”

Running fast is manly, right?

2 Adam April 15, 2009 at 8:47 pm

ya me and my firend got attack by a brown bear in alaska so we had to shoot it with our guns we shot 5 times before it run off

3 Ray May 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm

What scares me more than any Bear is the fact the some of the people on this blog go out in the wilderness and come within 50 miles of me. Some of the comments I know are done in humor and they are funny but some have me wondering if half the population isn’t retarded. I think the Bears should be the frightened ones!

4 Ben August 14, 2009 at 9:10 am

The only way to travel in bear country is with a machine gun, bazooka and hand gernades.

5 Tom Feliciano October 22, 2009 at 3:27 pm

There is at least one thing that you never want to find out about a bear first hand, they have very bad breath!

Leave a Comment

Previous post: Poll: Which Presidential Candidate Is The Most Manly?

Next post: The Dos And Don’ts Of a Dinner Date

Mens Blogs - BlogCatalog Blog Directory <